matthewsagan:

when the test comes back as not pregnant

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matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

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waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

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eriadn:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

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parkingstrange:

so-wheres-the-food:

"Buy one get one free"

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"On selected items"

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"Free shipping"

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"On orders 50 dollars or more"

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bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

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